#slss round two

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Round 2 Poll 14: GLaDOS from Portal vs Nastya Rasputina from the Mechanisms

entry propaganda:

GLaDOS

big!! lovely!! will kill you!! loves you (in-game woman protagonist) a lot!! also hates you!! <3 big robot also <3 a robot that by extension is the entire science lab <3

Weirdly obsessed with another woman and fucks with her "for science"

Had a very fun codependent relationship with Chell which led to me discovering fan fiction in middle school

In unrequited(?) lesbian love with the main character who is also her test subject in the first game and the beginning of the second game. Literally writes and performs a gay-ass aria to her. Has written 4 songs about her if you count the one that’s cut content and the one in the lego game. Also her entire character motivation is “science” until it becomes “science and revenge.” Caused MANY, MANY lesbian awakenings

GLaDOS does it all - evil robot science MILF. While not necessarily a lesbian, a fondness for her is a lesbian trait, and her two songs are breakup songs w/ a woman, so read into that how you wish.

Nastya Rasputina

She is canically gay and is the engineer of the starship. Who is sentient. And her girlfriend. Yes the starship is sentient and her girlfriend.

canonically wlw AND trans. is literally dating her sentient ship, Aurora (in both a romantic and sexual sense.) shes the last princess of Cyberia, which is pretty much just Sprussia (Space Russia) (her backstory is really just the Romanov massacre but make it cyberpunk).

She is an imortal space pirate. She's dating the spaceship (who's name is Aurora). She has mercury for blood. She has forced the mechanisms to go do quests because Aurora was sad. She has the most autistic swag of any charcter I have ever seen.

Canonically a lesbian and dating the sentient starship aurora!! Also immortal space pirate

Not only is she the engineer of a sentient spaceship, she's also in a romantic and sexual relationship with the ship!

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Round 2 poll 6: Velma Dinkley vs Marina Ida

Entry propaganda:Velma Dinkley

Velma is of course a lesbian icon and needs no introduction in that regard, but that's not the only reason she should be in this poll. Though more known for her amateur sleuthing, make no mistakes; Velma is a renowned scientist. Even as far back as her childhood interest in computer science (a pup named Scooby), Velma dinkley has been an asset to the field. No matter what age she is in the given incarnation, whether she's bragging about beating her soon-to-be girlfriend in every crystal cove science fair (SDMI) , or whether she's attending a meeting at the white house for her accomplishments (The New Scooby Doo Mysteries), Velma is a woman who has three things on her mind; science, women, and her friends. And really, what more could you want?

Marina Ida

She canonically made a self insert Bishojo about her band member and will ramble about heavy machinery

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Round 2 Poll 13: Athena Cykes from Ace Attorney vs Entrapta from She-ra and the princesses of power

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Round 2 poll 16: Tekno the Canary from Sonic vs Emma Skye from Ace Attorney

Entry propaganda:

Tekno the Canary

uHm so like she's the tech wiz she invents a lot of stuff for her team. So she fills the role of genius. I mean most of her character is about her knack for inventing. Also at the end of the comic I'm pretty sure she ends up living with Amy (very very 'close friend's) and they're even raising a friggin child together. Like im pretty sure they're dating if not married

Emma Skye

she has an autistic special interest in forensic science and has been obsessed with it since she was a teenager. she is so passionate about it that when she misses out on her dream job of forensic scientist, she becomes bitter and depressed, only perking up when she talks about forensic science. then she becomes much happier when she gets the job! she also introduces mechanics like dusting for fingerprints and luminol to the series. she's not canonically a lesbian, but like she obviously is

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Round 2 poll 15: Mercymorn the First from The Locked Tomb vs Ms. Valerie Frizzle from the Magic School Bus

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Round 2 Poll 12: Purah from legend of Zelda vs Harrowhark Nonagesimus from the locked tomb

Entry propaganda:

Purah

Fellas is it mad science to throw the chosen hero into the air so he can just get an okay view of the land

I just think she's neat (and gay) (Btw she's also in Hyrule Warriors: Age of Calamity as a teenager, and in Breath of the Wild as a child (experiment gone wrong, she's over 100 and was trying to make herself younger). In Tears of the Kingdom she's an adult again, so that would probably be the best game to get art from, if she gets in, as aoc is a noncanon game)

Look, I have no evidence she's a lesbian or not but she's the 'recent hot mad scientist' in my current media orbit and I know lots of people including several queer women thisting over her new design so I thought I'd throw her hat in the ring -- or her big clunky lab goggles as it were 🤷

Harrowhark Nonagesimus

Did you ever love a girl so much you lobotomized yourself of all memory of her?

Almost killed herself with the intensity of her studies. Multiple times.

canon lesbian and a prodigy necromancer. once gave herself a lobotomy.

Lesbian necromancer in space sciences real good

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Round 2 poll 4: Naomi Nagata vs Dr Elizabeth "mac" Macmillan from Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries

Entry propaganda: Naomi Nagata:

Poly bisexual in space! Also a MILF

Dr Elizabeth "Mac" Macmillan

Gorgeous and really awesome. She's a doctor and a coroner, but knows enough chemistry to do various other experiments. And yes, she's canonically a lesbian 💕. I love her a lot and my tired 4am head can't do her justice.

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Round 1 poll 3: Honoka Yukishiro from Futari wa Pretty Cure vs Mary Malone from His Dark Materials

Entry propaganda:

Honoka Yukishiro

- She's the leader of her school's science club - loves doing silly chem experiments - Being a magical girl is a big experiment to her, she doesnt even fear death because its "interesting" - SHE IS SO GAY AND IN LOVE WITH HER BEST FRIEND/PRECURE PARTNER NAGISA OMG PLZ

she’s the president of her school’s science club, will go on scientific tangents that her girlfriend doesn’t understand fully but will still nod along to, and is also a badass magical girl who invented handholding with her girlfriend.

Mary Malone

She is not only a delightful and kind person (children love her!), but also a very good scientist. Her main investigative field is dark matter, but when she hears about the existence of parallel worlds scientific curiosity leads her to go explore them. This leads to her meeting new creatures, becoming their friend and having fun adventures with them (they further investigate dark matter and everything the world is made out of), while the rest of the main characters are suffering through multiple layers of character trauma. I was/am always delighted to read a chapter/watch a scene with her in it. Also she saved the world by telling two kids about her crush on a woman, so to me she is the perfect candidate for this.

LISTEN TO ME. THE /WHOLE/ POINT OF THE CHARACTER IN THE STORY IS SHOWING THE PROTAGONIST+LOVE INTEREST WHAT LOVE IS (the antagonists even call her the snake from the garden of eden, like she'll show them the Power Of Love). AND IN THE HBO SERIES THEY JUST. MADE HER A LESBIAN. SHE TELLS THIS STORY ABOUT BEING A NUN (yes and a scientist. she studies dark matter. anyway) AND GOING TO A CONFERENCE AND SHE MEETS A WOMAN THERE AND THEY INSTANTLY FALL IN LOVE OKAY. AND SHE LEAVES THE CHURCH. BECAUSE OF THIS WOMAN. AND THE WOMAN LIKES TO CLIMB AND WHEN MARY MALONE DISCOVERS WHAT HER DAIMONION IS (an animal companion that's part of your soul) IT'S A TYPE OF BIRD THAT ONLY LIVES IN THE HIGHEST FUCKING MOUNTAIN PEAKS EVER. BECAUSE SHE LOVES HER SO MUCH. IT'S BECOME A PART OF HER SOUL. HER LESBIAN SOUL. PLEASE MARY MALONE IN POLL THANKS

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Round 2 poll 5: Croix Meridies vs Jade Harley

Entry propaganda:

Croix Meridies

Okay, so she's a witch but she's also a scientist building machines that run on or produce more magic. But she's also kind of a mad scientist because the machines she builds are stealing magic from people (which she is aware of) and she almost blows the earth up. And she has really gay vibes.

Jade Harley

your honor i love her

shes also a furry

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Round 2 poll 9: Olivia Octavius from spiderverse vs Dr. Pamela Isley/Poison Ivy from the DC universe

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Round 2 poll 8: Kenzie Martin from Ward vs Ellie Sattler from Jurrassic park

Entry propaganda:

Kenzie Martin

She's a tinker (someone with technology-inventing superpowers), so that fits the science half. She's probably bi, though since she's 11 it feels weird to assign her labels, so...wlw. And she's a precious little kid who deserves to win because I love her so much. The "cameras" thing makes sense if you've read Ward.

Ellie Sattler

have you seen laura dern

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Round 2 poll 11: Roxy Lalonde from Homestuck vs Princess Bonibell Bubblegum from adventure time

Entry propaganda:

Roxy Lalonde

Those weird many eyed cats she kept making

Princess Bonnibel Bubblegum

Oh she is so fucked up. She made a whole kingdom. I think she is jus <3

THE OG LESBIAN SCIENTIST OF KIDS CARTOONS!!! she created her own kingdom of living beings and considers them her subjects and she's been experimenting and creating and exploring ever since she was very small. she gay kisses her vampire gf in the finale! she probably has a lot of noms and im sure you know her but I love her and I want to see her here!

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Round 1 poll 7: Laila from Mod Mod World vs Silence from Arknights

Entrant propaganda:

Laila

Not only is she a lesbian scientist but she is in a relationship with ANOTHER wlw scientist. thats double the lesbian scientist swag

Canon married to a woman (Polly). Has rainbow hair and pronouns

Silence

Incredibly divorced from her dilf wife

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Round 2 Poll 10: Setsuna Meiou from Sailor Moon vs Dr Emily Caligari from Our Fair City

Entry propaganda:

Setsuna Meiou

Okay she never verbally expresses that she’s lesbian or really any romantic attraction, BUT she is pretty clearly in a queerplatonic relationship with two other women who she loves and cares about, and the three of them live together and raise a child. She canonically studies physics!

Dr Emily Caligari

Canonically wlw, I can't even begin to describe how much of a Scientist she is so suffice it to say that she keeps brains in a tank (with proper stimulation!), invented a freeze ray, and begrudgingly helped save/overthrow the city multiple times

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Round 2 Poll 1: Cosima Niehaus vs Jett Reno

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Round 2 poll 2: Lady Olivia from amphibia vs Aura Blackquil from ace attorney

Entry propaganda:

Lady Olivia

Widely headcanoned lesbian turned actual lesbian with himbo lesbian wife!!!! She upholds her family’s gift of caring for nature

Aura Blackquill

She is canonically pining after her dead lab partner, a psychologist she made robot children who have feelings with. Technically she and her crush should be a pair, do not separate, but her crush is dead and canonically doesn't reciprocate.

She's a roboticist who works for the Cosmos Space Centre, way before the game starts her love interest (not 100% explicitly but y'know. y'know its there it's almost all the way there) Metis Cykes was murdered and her brother falsely convicted for the crime. Seven years later there's another murder at the Space Centre and Aura takes matters into her own hands to force a retrial of Metis' murder by holding a number of visitors to the space centre hostage with her robots (hence the Mad Science). Other noteworthy scientific accomplishments is her working with Metis to help create a special set of headphones for Metis' daughter Athena to help cancel out the auditory overload she suffers from. The robots refer to both her and Metis as mother, though she eventually tells them to stop because it reminds her of Metis too much. She's got purple drills hair and slouches leaning down on one of her robots and wears a weird lab coat I love her. Also of note really you could put them in as a duo, Metis Cykes was one of the foremost psychologists of her day and Aura's partner in the robotics department, Aura's brother Simon studied under her to gain an edge in court (yes he's a convicted murderer and still a prosecutor its cool)